Category: Flerf Quotes

Flat Earthers say the stupidest of things. Here are some words of wisdom picked up from Flerf channels, or comment on those channels.

  • Angles from Hell

    So now we’re in the earth getting this angle are we Danny? Burning in the firey hells of the molten iron core to acquire this lying angle.

    Nathan Oakley, Flat Earth Debate 1894.

    Ignorant (willfully or otherwise) of the geometry of celestial navigation, Nathan has to misrepresent it’s basis in fact and reach for a snappy soundbite instead.

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  • ”The Earth Measures Flat”

    Flerf comment of the day, including spelling and grammar:

    Its a fac regardles of Nathan saying it, all measurments of Earth are flat and require earth to be flat [sic].

    And the excellent response:

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  • Research “Fundamentals of Surveying”

    Flerf comment of the day:

    All elevations and elevation angles are measured from and use a horizontal, straight reference plane. You can research “Fundamentals of Surveying”.

    OK.

    S.K. Roy: Fundamentals of Surveying. Second Edition 2010.

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  • Curved Angles


    Flerf comment of the day:

    you think u can measure an angle from a curved baseline, youre maths skills must be so amazing u think 2 + 2 = 5.

    The rationale behind the flerf chant that “the earth measures flat” is that altitude angles (also known as elevation angles) of celestial objects used in celestial navigation require a flat baseline. They claim that this flat baseline is the surface of the earth.

    Inevitably, any evidence showing the earth’s curvature is dismissed and ignored because of this claim. However, anyone with a rudimentary understanding knows this is false:

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  • Maps are Flat; Therefore the Earth is Flat

    Flerf stupidity knows no bounds. A common claim is that if the earth were a sphere then we’d be using maps printed on curved paper, not flat paper. That they cling to this stupidity and present it as one of their chants shows the level of critical thinking among flat earthers.

    Man ironing a globe
    Man ironing a globe
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