Category: Non-Flerf Quotes

Quotes that are either pertinent or funny. Or both.

  • Ferdinand Magellan

    The church says the earth is flat; but I have seen its shadow on the moon, and I have more confidence even in a shadow than in the church.

  • Christopher Hitchens

    Hitchens’s razor.

    What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence

  • Scott Adams

    Dilbert: You joined the “Flat Earth Society?”

    Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called “round earth theory.”

    Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree.

    Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

    Scott Adams, cartoonist and author, 1957 – 2026.

  • Sean Lock on Scientists

    What is a scientist? Just someone who thinks about stuff, then chooses to back up their thoughts with evidence and facts. Only difference between me and a scientist? I don’t feel the need. I’m not so insecure I need to back up what I say; I just say it. Naaah!

    Sean Lock, comedian, 1963 – 2021.